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Programming Language Checklist<br>
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by <a href="https://www.mcmillen.dev">Colin McMillen</a>, <a href="http://jcreed.org">Jason Reed</a>, and <a href="https://elly.town/">Elly Fong-Jones</a>, 2011-10-10.
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You appear to be advocating a new:
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[ ] functional [ ] imperative [ ] object-oriented [ ] procedural [ ] stack-based
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[ ] "multi-paradigm" [ ] lazy [ ] eager [ ] statically-typed [ ] dynamically-typed
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[ ] pure [ ] impure [ ] non-hygienic [ ] visual [ ] beginner-friendly
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[ ] non-programmer-friendly [ ] completely incomprehensible
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programming language. Your language will not work. Here is why it will not work.
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You appear to believe that:
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[ ] Syntax is what makes programming difficult
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[ ] Garbage collection is free [ ] Computers have infinite memory
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[ ] Nobody really needs:
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[ ] concurrency [ ] a REPL [ ] debugger support [ ] IDE support [ ] I/O
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[ ] to interact with code not written in your language
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[ ] The entire world speaks 7-bit ASCII
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[ ] Scaling up to large software projects will be easy
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[ ] Convincing programmers to adopt a new language will be easy
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[ ] Convincing programmers to adopt a language-specific IDE will be easy
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[ ] Programmers love writing lots of boilerplate
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[ ] Specifying behaviors as "undefined" means that programmers won't rely on them
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[ ] "Spooky action at a distance" makes programming more fun
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Unfortunately, your language (has/lacks):
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[ ] comprehensible syntax [ ] semicolons [ ] significant whitespace [ ] macros
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[ ] implicit type conversion [ ] explicit casting [ ] type inference
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[ ] goto [ ] exceptions [ ] closures [ ] tail recursion [ ] coroutines
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[ ] reflection [ ] subtyping [ ] multiple inheritance [ ] operator overloading
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[ ] algebraic datatypes [ ] recursive types [ ] polymorphic types
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[ ] covariant array typing [ ] monads [ ] dependent types
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[ ] infix operators [ ] nested comments [ ] multi-line strings [ ] regexes
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[ ] call-by-value [ ] call-by-name [ ] call-by-reference [ ] call-cc
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The following philosophical objections apply:
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[ ] Programmers should not need to understand category theory to write "Hello, World!"
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[ ] Programmers should not develop RSI from writing "Hello, World!"
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[ ] The most significant program written in your language is its own compiler
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[ ] The most significant program written in your language isn't even its own compiler
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[ ] No language spec
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[ ] "The implementation is the spec"
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[ ] The implementation is closed-source [ ] covered by patents [ ] not owned by you
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[ ] Your type system is unsound [ ] Your language cannot be unambiguously parsed
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[ ] a proof of same is attached
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[ ] invoking this proof crashes the compiler
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[ ] The name of your language makes it impossible to find on Google
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[ ] Interpreted languages will never be as fast as C
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[ ] Compiled languages will never be "extensible"
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[ ] Writing a compiler that understands English is AI-complete
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[ ] Your language relies on an optimization which has never been shown possible
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[ ] There are less than 100 programmers on Earth smart enough to use your language
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[ ] ____________________________ takes exponential time
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[ ] ____________________________ is known to be undecidable
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Your implementation has the following flaws:
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[ ] CPUs do not work that way
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[ ] RAM does not work that way
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[ ] VMs do not work that way
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[ ] Compilers do not work that way
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[ ] Compilers cannot work that way
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[ ] Shift-reduce conflicts in parsing seem to be resolved using rand()
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[ ] You require the compiler to be present at runtime
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[ ] You require the language runtime to be present at compile-time
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[ ] Your compiler errors are completely inscrutable
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[ ] Dangerous behavior is only a warning
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[ ] The compiler crashes if you look at it funny
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[ ] The VM crashes if you look at it funny
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[ ] You don't seem to understand basic optimization techniques
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[ ] You don't seem to understand basic systems programming
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[ ] You don't seem to understand pointers
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[ ] You don't seem to understand functions
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Additionally, your marketing has the following problems:
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[ ] Unsupported claims of increased productivity
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[ ] Unsupported claims of greater "ease of use"
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[ ] Obviously rigged benchmarks
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[ ] Graphics, simulation, or crypto benchmarks where your code just calls
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handwritten assembly through your FFI
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[ ] String-processing benchmarks where you just call PCRE
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[ ] Matrix-math benchmarks where you just call BLAS
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[ ] Noone really believes that your language is faster than:
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[ ] assembly [ ] C [ ] FORTRAN [ ] Java [ ] Ruby [ ] Prolog
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[ ] Rejection of orthodox programming-language theory without justification
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[ ] Rejection of orthodox systems programming without justification
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[ ] Rejection of orthodox algorithmic theory without justification
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[ ] Rejection of basic computer science without justification
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Taking the wider ecosystem into account, I would like to note that:
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[ ] Your complex sample code would be one line in: _______________________
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[ ] We already have an unsafe imperative language
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[ ] We already have a safe imperative OO language
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[ ] We already have a safe statically-typed eager functional language
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[ ] You have reinvented Lisp but worse
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[ ] You have reinvented Javascript but worse
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[ ] You have reinvented Java but worse
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[ ] You have reinvented C++ but worse
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[ ] You have reinvented PHP but worse
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[ ] You have reinvented PHP better, but that's still no justification
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[ ] You have reinvented Brainfuck but non-ironically
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In conclusion, this is what I think of you:
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[ ] You have some interesting ideas, but this won't fly.
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[ ] This is a bad language, and you should feel bad for inventing it.
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[ ] Programming in this language is an adequate punishment for inventing it.
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